Did the news of Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg’s impending cage match send every last drop of blood rushing toward your nether regions? Do you get turned on at the mere thought of unethical emerald – and data–mining? Does the thought of pale, doughy middle-aged men resolving their respective mid-life crises via nude, oiled wrestling match just .. do it for you?
If so, it seems you’re not just really kinky – you also just may be Jordan Peterson.
“I’m up for a cage match if he is,” the billionaire who owns Meta said about the billionaire who owns Twitter. https://t.co/5qv464SZuR
— The New York Times (@nytimes) June 22, 2023
As news of the allegedly impending Musk v. Zuckerberg showdown resounded throughout the internet this week, Peterson emerged from his Chinese cock-milking facility (probably) to offer his weirdly horny take on the billionaires’ brawl, suggesting the execs strip down as they duke it out.
And there should definitely be oil involved :)
— Dr Jordan B Peterson (@jordanbpeterson) June 22, 2023
“Naked or clothed?” Peterson wrote alongside a tweet from National Post, tagging Musk.
Yet Peterson’s inquiry goes further than his apparent desire to revive greco-roman wrestling.
“And there should definitely be oil involved,” he quipped in a subsequent tweet, adding an old-school smiley emoticon for good, thirsty measure.
oh, that's Jordan Peterson saying he would like to see Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg fight while naked and oiled up https://t.co/Oi9nSGrtXv pic.twitter.com/ylnzkESEmj
— miranda ☭ (@mirandapptx) June 23, 2023
“The financial freedom to meme whatever you want without fear of consequence is wasted on Jordan Peterson,” joked Twitter user @RuxandraTeslo.
“I really thought people were making a your oppressors are gay joke about Peterson but he’s really just saying this stuff,” mused @nerdjpg.
We can only hope Peterson has sourced a massive glass of water to quench his evidently insatiable thirst.
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